Movies I fell asleep during...
These are movies that I fell asleep during.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
The Hangover Part II
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
The Shawshank Redemption
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
How Do You Know? 47:21
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
The Terminal 31:28
Tom Hanks at his finest. This must be the other movie he won an oscar for. No wait, no. Nope. That was a joke. He plays a very convincing Eastern-European man in this movie, but not really. He is almost as good as one of my friends when they do an impression of somebody from Eastern Europe. My friends are very below average with that kind of accent.
If you are looking for a movie to fall asleep to, why not this? It is not a very loud movie, because it takes place in an airport terminal. At worst it gets to an above average murmur level.
I have never ever seen a movie live up to its title so well. I enjoyed this as much as sitting at the airpot, waiting for a plane. I’m guessing that is what this movie was about, I did not finish it. I fell asleep around the 31:28 point in the movie. (7/8 eyeboogers)
Monday, April 4, 2011
That Thing You Do!
I know that Tom Hanks has probably won an oscar or two in his career, probably. I would bet most, no, I would bet all of my money that he won best something for this movie. It doesn’t matter that I have $0.86 in my debit account, if I had $6.00 I would bet around $3.50 of that.
The main character in this movie kind of looks like the guy that was in My Boyfriend’s Back from 1993 (3/8 eyeboogers). I just did some research and that is not him.
If you are looking for a realistic zombie movie I would highly suggest renting MBFB on VHS. It is the story of a high school boy named Johnny Dingle, who happens to be in love with Missy McCloud. The only problem is she is dating the JERK jock of the school, played by Jack from Lost. The jock’s best friend is an even bigger JERK, played by the guy that played Sandy Lyle in Along Came Polly (0/8 eyeboogers). Long story short Johnny dies while saving Missy’s life, comes back to life, and wins her heart at prom! While he is dead!
Steve Zahn also plays one of the band members in this movie, I’m certain his role in this led him to bigger and better movies like Saving Silverman (1/8 eyeboogers).
Charlize Theron is in this movie as well, so is Steven Tyler’s daughter.
This is a movie about a band that makes it big. The Oneders. Then the Wonders. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will get goosebumps. Most importantly you will stay awake. 0/8 eyeboogers.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Bedtime Stories 9:43
Bedtime Stories? Might as well have been a bedtime story. This movie put me out in record time.
Adam Sandler was in this movie, and that is knowledge I have gained by looking at the poster to the right of this sentence. The more I look at the poster the more I think that this could have been a sequel to Gladiator starring Russell Crowe (0/8 eyeboogers). Unfortunately that doesn't make sense, because the first one was not a Disney movie as far as I know. I'll have my research department look into that.
Gladiator is a very good movie. Joaquin Phoenix plays a great villain to Russell Crowe's hero. Although Gladiator may run a bit long, I did not fall asleep. There were tigers in this movie at one point. There was also a tiger in The Hangover (0/8 eyeboogers). The Jungle Book (0/8 eyeboogers) from 1967 also had a tiger in it, so did The Jungle Book (6/8 eyeboogers) from 1994. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (n/a eyeboogers) may or may not have had a tiger in it.
OK let's get back to Bedtime Stories. This had to be a personal best for me. I was watching this movie with my roommate and fell asleep so fast that I had to ask him what movie it was that I fell asleep to. I actually fell asleep on the remote and my roommate was left watching the movie in fast forward.
I will try to recall what I vaguely remember. There might have been talking animals in this movie. I also remember something about gum-balls.
If you need to fall asleep to a movie this is the one. This is it. And because it is a Disney movie, you are guaranteed to have a happy dream. 8/8 eyeboogers.