How Do You Know? 47:21

In this movie Reese Witherspoon plays a 31 year old (YEAH RIGHT!) softball player. She hasn't been 31 for like a FEW years! The last time she looked hot in a movie you would have to switch the numbers in the age she portrays in this movie, so she would be 13 (pedo-joke). Actually she looked pretty hot in the Spiderman movies that came out a few years ago (EDIT: That is not her).

Owen Wilson plays a star pitcher for the Washington Nationals in this movie. The reason I knew this movie was not based on a true story is because Nationals players do not have fans in real life.

Paul Rudd is very Paul Ruddy.

Also Jack Nicklaus has his first major role, he has a smooth transition from the fairway to the silver screen.

The 47:21 that I caught of this movie was dumb. There was a funny part with Owen Wilson at one point. 6/8 eyeboogers.

The Terminal 31:28

Tom Hanks at his finest. This must be the other movie he won an oscar for. No wait, no. Nope. That was a joke. He plays a very convincing Eastern-European man in this movie, but not really. He is almost as good as one of my friends when they do an impression of somebody from Eastern Europe. My friends are very below average with that kind of accent.

If you are looking for a movie to fall asleep to, why not this? It is not a very loud movie, because it takes place in an airport terminal. At worst it gets to an above average murmur level.

I have never ever seen a movie live up to its title so well. I enjoyed this as much as sitting at the airpot, waiting for a plane. I’m guessing that is what this movie was about, I did not finish it. I fell asleep around the 31:28 point in the movie. (7/8 eyeboogers)

That Thing You Do!

I know that Tom Hanks has probably won an oscar or two in his career, probably. I would bet most, no, I would bet all of my money that he won best something for this movie. It doesn’t matter that I have $0.86 in my debit account, if I had $6.00 I would bet around $3.50 of that.

The main character in this movie kind of looks like the guy that was in My Boyfriend’s Back from 1993 (3/8 eyeboogers). I just did some research and that is not him.

If you are looking for a realistic zombie movie I would highly suggest renting MBFB on VHS. It is the story of a high school boy named Johnny Dingle, who happens to be in love with Missy McCloud. The only problem is she is dating the JERK jock of the school, played by Jack from Lost. The jock’s best friend is an even bigger JERK, played by the guy that played Sandy Lyle in Along Came Polly (0/8 eyeboogers). Long story short Johnny dies while saving Missy’s life, comes back to life, and wins her heart at prom! While he is dead!

Steve Zahn also plays one of the band members in this movie, I’m certain his role in this led him to bigger and better movies like Saving Silverman (1/8 eyeboogers).

Charlize Theron is in this movie as well, so is Steven Tyler’s daughter.

This is a movie about a band that makes it big. The Oneders. Then the Wonders. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will get goosebumps. Most importantly you will stay awake. 0/8 eyeboogers.